| YOU MEDICINE MAN, WHY YOU CANT CURE DA BIG SORE ON YOUR FOOT? | |
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gadyu

 Joined : 10 Apr 2008 Posts : 1987 Location : Watanga, Minnesota Say Whatever : “Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the tru My Mood : 
 | Subject: YOU MEDICINE MAN, WHY YOU CANT CURE DA BIG SORE ON YOUR FOOT? Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:29 am | |
| Friend: My man, lets go to this one medicine papay on Robertsfield highway, he will help you move ahead. All this big book you know, you jes sitting here and nobody cant call you. Me: My man, I got this lil tire shop, it making money, it war time, I dont need no big job. Friend: You own you cant believe, all your book you know, we still African...let's go. Me: Okay, let's go see... Friend: (At the House) Hi pappay, we here so you can help us with luck. I want so you can make it so that the people can call my fren for wirk. He know book but no way for him. Me: My man...take time Friend: So pappay da it oh.. Pappay: Okay, I got just the mehlehcin for that. (Driving away the flies from his sore with a piece of grass) Let us go in the praying room.. Pappay: Lay down straight, and put your hands straight in front. Knee down...(Tapped a big sword on my shoulder three times like he watched some knighting movie) Then motioned me to take bath in a big flower pot of very cold water after which I was supposed to come outside. Me: Wettin wrong with this pappay, I dont like cold water...so I just washed my face and put my clothes, put the candles off and outside I went. Me: Pappay, what happin to your foot? Pappay: Since my pa give me the mehlehcin, this sore cannot go away. The day it go, my mehlehcin fini. Me: Pappay, you been to the hospital? Maybe da diabetes oh... Following Weeks: Friend: Pekin, nobody call your name on the radio yet? Hahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!! |
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candygirl

 Joined : 31 Mar 2008 Posts : 4469 Location : Monrovia, Liberia Say Whatever : Laughter is the best medicine My Mood : 
 | Subject: Re: YOU MEDICINE MAN, WHY YOU CANT CURE DA BIG SORE ON YOUR FOOT? Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:32 pm | |
| the poppay medicine worked? ehn you rich and famous now  _________________ Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards." ~Vernon Sanders Law |
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singbe67

 Joined : 02 May 2008 Posts : 176 Location : Monrovia, Liberia Say Whatever : Life is a State of Mind My Mood : 
 | Subject: Re: YOU MEDICINE MAN, WHY YOU CANT CURE DA BIG SORE ON YOUR FOOT? Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:38 pm | |
| | gadyu wrote: | Friend: My man, lets go to this one medicine papay on Robertsfield highway, he will help you move ahead. All this big book you know, you jes sitting here and nobody cant call you.
Me: My man, I got this lil tire shop, it making money, it war time, I dont need no big job.
Friend: You own you cant believe, all your book you know, we still African...let's go.
Me: Okay, let's go see...
Friend: (At the House) Hi pappay, we here so you can help us with luck. I want so you can make it so that the people can call my fren for wirk. He know book but no way for him.
Me: My man...take time
Friend: So pappay da it oh..
Pappay: Okay, I got just the mehlehcin for that. (Driving away the flies from his sore with a piece of grass) Let us go in the praying room..
Pappay: Lay down straight, and put your hands straight in front. Knee down...(Tapped a big sword on my shoulder three times like he watched some knighting movie) Then motioned me to take bath in a big flower pot of very cold water after which I was supposed to come outside.
Me: Wettin wrong with this pappay, I dont like cold water...so I just washed my face and put my clothes, put the candles off and outside I went.
Me: Pappay, what happin to your foot?
Pappay: Since my pa give me the mehlehcin, this sore cannot go away. The day it go, my mehlehcin fini.
Me: Pappay, you been to the hospital? Maybe da diabetes oh...
Following Weeks:
Friend: Pekin, nobody call your name on the radio yet?
Hahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!! |
My man the sore that pappay got is the medicine. No sore medicine lost. Sit down there, you better pray!!! So so scance. _________________ "The aim of life is self-development. To realize one's nature perfectly - that is what each of us is here for." --Oscar Wilde |
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Geyla Queen Admin

   Age : 31 Joined : 28 Mar 2008 Posts : 5159 Location : Atlanta, GA Say Whatever : Getting married May 15, 2010 (God willing..in other word if we have the $ :) My Mood : 
 | Subject: Re: YOU MEDICINE MAN, WHY YOU CANT CURE DA BIG SORE ON YOUR FOOT? Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:41 pm | |
| | candygirl wrote: | the poppay medicine worked? ehn you rich and famous now  |
 _________________ The More I Know....The More I Know I Need To Know" |
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gadyu

 Joined : 10 Apr 2008 Posts : 1987 Location : Watanga, Minnesota Say Whatever : “Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the tru My Mood : 
 | Subject: Re: YOU MEDICINE MAN, WHY YOU CANT CURE DA BIG SORE ON YOUR FOOT? Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:07 pm | |
| | I bay Q oh Candy, da not me in the story oh....Jclif told me da story on the phone the other day while we were talking about Liberia days.....lol |
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candygirl

 Joined : 31 Mar 2008 Posts : 4469 Location : Monrovia, Liberia Say Whatever : Laughter is the best medicine My Mood : 
 | Subject: Re: YOU MEDICINE MAN, WHY YOU CANT CURE DA BIG SORE ON YOUR FOOT? Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:10 pm | |
| liar liar, pants on fire _________________ Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards." ~Vernon Sanders Law |
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jclifden
 Joined : 02 Apr 2008 Posts : 512 My Mood : 
 | Subject: Re: YOU MEDICINE MAN, WHY YOU CANT CURE DA BIG SORE ON YOUR FOOT? Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:15 pm | |
| | gadyu wrote: | | I bay Q oh Candy, da not me in the story oh....Jclif told me da story on the phone the other day while we were talking about Liberia days.....lol |
LOL.....Da u in da storay......  |
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candygirl

 Joined : 31 Mar 2008 Posts : 4469 Location : Monrovia, Liberia Say Whatever : Laughter is the best medicine My Mood : 
 | Subject: Re: YOU MEDICINE MAN, WHY YOU CANT CURE DA BIG SORE ON YOUR FOOT? Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:17 pm | |
| he want act like pope who whole day " i got one friend oh..." _________________ Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards." ~Vernon Sanders Law |
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bellah

 Joined : 03 Apr 2008 Posts : 1071 My Mood : 
 | Subject: Re: YOU MEDICINE MAN, WHY YOU CANT CURE DA BIG SORE ON YOUR FOOT? Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:50 pm | |
| | It is time for us to stop taking those plenty injection and find natural cures...Thanx BC for that psoting. |
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gadyu

 Joined : 10 Apr 2008 Posts : 1987 Location : Watanga, Minnesota Say Whatever : “Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the tru My Mood : 
 | Subject: Re: YOU MEDICINE MAN, WHY YOU CANT CURE DA BIG SORE ON YOUR FOOT? Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:15 pm | |
| Just a side note, just got a call that the medicine man died from Diabetes... But, why couldnt they make the water in the flower pot hot small...? lol |
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candygirl

 Joined : 31 Mar 2008 Posts : 4469 Location : Monrovia, Liberia Say Whatever : Laughter is the best medicine My Mood : 
 | Subject: Re: YOU MEDICINE MAN, WHY YOU CANT CURE DA BIG SORE ON YOUR FOOT? Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:17 pm | |
| crazy.... _________________ Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards." ~Vernon Sanders Law |
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gadyu

 Joined : 10 Apr 2008 Posts : 1987 Location : Watanga, Minnesota Say Whatever : “Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the tru My Mood : 
 | Subject: Re: YOU MEDICINE MAN, WHY YOU CANT CURE DA BIG SORE ON YOUR FOOT? Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:36 pm | |
| | Candy, I heard your mollyman business nahn easy oh... they say he told you that, "One tall handsome man wuh in your future?......lol |
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candygirl

 Joined : 31 Mar 2008 Posts : 4469 Location : Monrovia, Liberia Say Whatever : Laughter is the best medicine My Mood : 
 | Subject: Re: YOU MEDICINE MAN, WHY YOU CANT CURE DA BIG SORE ON YOUR FOOT? Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:42 pm | |
| nope, actually my mollywoman told me i would mary a rich white man.............  _________________ Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards." ~Vernon Sanders Law |
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gadyu

 Joined : 10 Apr 2008 Posts : 1987 Location : Watanga, Minnesota Say Whatever : “Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the tru My Mood : 
 | Subject: Re: YOU MEDICINE MAN, WHY YOU CANT CURE DA BIG SORE ON YOUR FOOT? Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:55 pm | |
| | Tell da woman she McCain Advisor....so so lie lie... |
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candygirl

 Joined : 31 Mar 2008 Posts : 4469 Location : Monrovia, Liberia Say Whatever : Laughter is the best medicine My Mood : 
 | Subject: Re: YOU MEDICINE MAN, WHY YOU CANT CURE DA BIG SORE ON YOUR FOOT? Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:58 pm | |
| my brellor, our conversation ended when she said i should go find porcupine eggs  _________________ Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards." ~Vernon Sanders Law |
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